actuly,,,,,,
if you've been consitering the "Tornado ®"
here's a tip to save some money.
Yes thats right! once again, you too can make your own custom peice!!!!
just follow these instructoins and you'll be off and on your way to all the fine benifits that the "Tornado®" offers, for less then the cost of buying one, and plus you get the satisfactoin of building it yourself!
here they are! read carefully and follow the directoins completly!
Shoping list:
1. one roll of the handy mans secret weapon,,,"Ductape..."
2. A Golden screawdriver (to remove and replace intake pipes)
and final: 3. Two Twenty dollar bills.
ok now that you have all the hardware your ready to start building!
1st, with your Golden screawdriver, remove the intake peice bettween the MAF and the TB
2nd, take your two twenty dollar bills and tape them together using the ductape, in an X shape, and try your best to make the fins of the X angle like a super high powered supercharger propeler (this part is critical as to how BIG of a gain YOU WILL receive.
now tape the money prop inside the intake pipe.
and last, reinstail all parts using you "Golden Screawdriver"
Fire it up and enjoy you new found power and fuel economy of the "Tornado®"
for far less!
what a bargain for just $40.00 plus golden screawdriver and ductape!.
(fine print)
i am held in no way responsible for anyone's stupidity, in actuly trying this, if you or anyone you know has tryed , or is thinking about trying this, call the number below
9am-8pm eastern 1-800-stupid-ppl