ok got one, my buddy that used to break into cars gave me this one. you COULD(im not endorsing this, covering my butt) take a piece of ceramic from a spark plug, and throw it at the window(cut the battery wire for the alarm first) then providin nobody comes out, bash the the glass the rest of thew way in. he said the ceramic will crack it all to ****. now, open the door and use a razor knife to cut the interior all to hell! then put some thermite on the hood, thermite is rust and aluminum shaving, then light it with magnesium ribbon and a torch, and then its totally screwed!
of course should we be talking about all this criminal activity on ricks clean site? my bad.