OK OK, hang on guys, I know noone will believe this but I have been pulled over 27 times, yes I know 27 is a lot. So here it goes!, i was a Police Expolrer, "the kids that do ride a longs wit the cops"so i got a way with a lot!!! i am now 21.
1) a red light i did not see i was 16 and with friends on the way to school in the morning
2) -7) or so: mix of non memorable pull overs, no tickets
8) in my 86' Masda pickup long bed, i went to a donut shop, got some donuts and was on my way to school in the morning, well go Fig. they were getting a deliver in the back and too lazy to put it in reverse, thought i could make it around the truck and miss the ditch, but i miss calculated slide down the ditch at 45 angle, climbed out and looked around a bit, jumped in and after about 20 mins of digging in deeper, a ford came up and snatched me out, and stopped in the middle of a 4 way stop, picked up the rope thanked him turned around and the cop pulls up. He was a dick but no ticket.
9) Masda died and needed a tow, buddy in my truck and me in his dads truck pulling it back to the house, the cop pulled up at a red light, it turned green i hit it and the rope broke!! so to make a long story short got a court date bs my buddy had no licenses. cost my $160 or so
10) got new truck 95 ford ranger!! got it about 4pm on Friday now Sat morning 9 or so pulled up to my buddy's shop and did a 300' burn out in ally, in that lil 2.2 manual, and a power slide past a stop sign around a conner, I let off to stop at a 4 way, cop pulls in the middle of the intercession and then a cloud of eye burning rubber drifts by in the lights came on. Warning!
11) 12) speeding ranger, $140 each about a year apart
13)-20) nothing good red lights, speeding, burn outs you know the fun stuff
21)

Rolled my ranger. long stor short i guy cut me off i slamed mybranks and swearved right did a 180 rubber on the driver side got ripped off and it rolled time and landed on its wheels can i join the roll over posey i still have pics, no tic. RIP
22) on the water on a buddy's 16' Yahoo with a 75 ob. Tubing w/o a spotter
23) Towing a cesna 172 on a road just outside of the airport to the front to put it semi. In parts at 2:30 am, no tic.
24) buick, red light $87
25) delivering pizza, spotlighting a street for an address, stop at the house cop pulls up and asked what are you doing? asked for id and saw a baseball bat in the back seat and asked if i had anything any other weapons i said ya, a 22 in the glove box, then the people the ordered the pizza came out and see me, the cop talking, and the other cop clearly the gun. Lil funny now that I think of it. PS i do have a CC permit.
26) hell it i know
27) the last one a a good one, 105 mph on my Suzuki gsx 1100g, and my buddy on a Honda Valicry *sp 1100, on a 35 mph on ramp.
It was dark about 10 PM, we flew past the undercover cop we saw the lights come on and slowed and stopped the cop took a while but he caught up i thought we were both going to loss are licenses but a rubber necker rear ended an another one, the cop said hand over your keys, so i broke off my house key and handed it over, my buddy only had the one key on it, but he had a spare in his wallet, cop went up the road we waited a min or two and slowly at the speed limit went past the cop!
PS 3 tics. no points thank you driving school
sorry for the long post but it was prob. worth it, i think