Joe Dirt's Wedgie

[BigRondo]

^^^^^ X2. Say it ain't so Joe!!

 

[Joe Dirt]

I can only confirm at this time that my next vehicle will NOT...



























...be that color

:shifty_ey

 

[my pos mounty]

Is this Joe's new ride?

I don't think he is trading in his self-respect for a minivan.....

 

[Joe Dirt]

Which level of self respect do you speak of-


This level:

This level:

Or this level?

Yes, they're Gloria Vanderbilt, and NO, I DIDN'T BUY THEM!!!

...I didn't like the color.

 

[my pos mounty]

Which level of self respect do you speak of?

Yes, they're Gloria Vanderbilt, and I DID BUY THEM!!!

...I like the color.

See, theres good comedy then theres self-respect. Good comedy is 99.9% of this thread. The "no self-respect" would come once you lower your dignity (and your fat ass) into the drivers seat of a minivan BY CHOICE.

 

[Joe Dirt]

What if it's not by choice?

 

[my pos mounty]

Then you buy one for the wife to pilot

 

[Joe Dirt]

Hey... HEY!!! You're right- hang on...

 

[GRNMACHINE]

Was that a "sloppy-joe" in the first pic? And re: the last pic, if you like Gloria Vanderbilt, you gotta try her stretch gabardine jeans. And re: the second pic, is that a mammoth brownie snack in the shower??

 

[sport97]

Was that a "sloppy-joe" in the first pic? And re: the last pic, if you like Gloria Vanderbilt, you gotta try her stretch gabardine jeans. And re: the second pic, is that a mammoth brownie snack in the shower??

Oh boy, You can't step away from one of joes threads for more than a day...look what you end up missing!

sloppy-joe: http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=303893

choco-dirt: http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302674

and things like that cause things like this:
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302096

 

[Joe Dirt]

Thank you Vince- saved me 10 minutes of linking...

 

[lynchy wa]

The Gloria Vanderbilt glasses do match the duco of the dodge grand caravan tho'....just saying.

 

[GRNMACHINE]

sport--WoW I did miss ALOT, thanks for the links.... I think....

But man those chocolate twinkies did look good!

 

[Joe Dirt]

But they don't match the color of the next vehicle!

and yes, the color of our next vehicle is creatively in this picture. More clues since the suspense will turn into "what the hell was that all about- booooo-ring!" since it'll be here next week. EDIT: More missed clues!

 

[Joe Dirt]

Hey- I do have some pride.

I did tell my kid that he could get this Fedora:

...as long as he didn't get this shirt:

He then passed on the Fedora and said "I don't like Jeeps. They're stupid and you can fall out too easy."

Left, no money spent. More money for tools. Perfect.

 

[lynchy wa]

Jeez that hat looks like a souvenier from the neverland ranch

 

[Joe Dirt]

Maybe that's why he passed on it? Interesting theory! lol!

 

[lynchy wa]

Blanket? Where's Blanket?....

 

[NHarris]

Maybe that's why he passed on it? Interesting theory! lol!

So Joe, as you know I am slow on this thread, I see in your sig Wedgie will be sharing the garage with a new family member eh?

 

[Joe Dirt]

Only until Wedgie's new keeper picks 'er up... Someone does read those sig lines!