Joe Dirt's Wedgie

[Joe Dirt]

My mom requested that i post this.

Yes the scratch from post 740 makes me unhappy. Yes Eric loves picking on my garage queen. But it sure did get them home and to work on time after the Dakota broke down at SMORR. This thread is very funny.

Joe I will try to keep wedgie semi-clean. I promise not to let Eric take it to the drag strip, or let Phillip take it in the water or mud.


My response: What she doesn't know won't hurt her Also it's not my fault that my brother chose an inferior product to lift and take wheeling.

Eric- Watch your back. If we can get your Mom to set up a screen name, we'll know everything about you...


Eric's Mom- if you could also have them make sure their feet are clean before they get in, that would be great. Actually- how do you feel about shoe removal?

Kidding- It's not perfect. It's Wedgie. It's pretty good, and it'll be a stellar spare.

 

[BigRondo]

So that's how he knew!! Good deal.

 

[Sbyrne97]

Wait your getting an '11 too?

 

[Joe Dirt]

Well, thus ends my ownership of the Wedge.

Loaded up today on the way to see Dorothy in Kansas.



Powering up

Don't hit the $75k Infiniti

And ready to roll.

Viszontlátásra, Wedgie...

 

[BrianDye]

His mom is buying all 3?


Joke joke. Was is hard seeing her leave?

 

[Joe Dirt]

Was is hard seeing her leave?

Nope- for 2 reasons:

1.) Going to a good home
2.) I wanted my driveway back

 

[lynchy wa]

Vaya condios Wedgie.

 

[cybergasm]

Nope- for 2 reasons:

1.) Going to a good home
2.) Have room for another one now

Fixed it for ya

 

[Albino 94LTD]

After a Wedgie, you definitely need a ******

 

[GRNMACHINE]

Hmmmm nothing cleans better and safer than vinegar and water....

Joe, you will always have the MEM. Magic Eraser Memories

 

[Joe Dirt]

If only the truck would have come during a Summers Eve...

So much fail in that sentence...

 

[techieman33]

Well Wedgie made it to Kansas, but Dorthy declined to make an appearance this evening.

First things first, this is what we call dirt in Kansas, I'm sorely disappointed Joe.

Anyway here's wedgie coming off of the trailer

The mountaineer parked beside it

Parked in her new home, and trying not to get a spanking for sniffing the mountaineers butt.

And now the really important part

hmm... I wonder what's inside, lets open it up and find out.

looks like it's just some cleaning products to keep wedgie clean and fresh.

But wait what is that

And let me be the first to say they are even better than chocodiles.

Thats all for now, stay tuned for the mad rush to get the body lift and 33's on before frostbite this weekend

 

[gmanpaint]

Home Sweet Home!

Better check the glove box, the jack compartment, under the rear seats, etc..., who knows what else Joe stashed in there!...lol

 

[Joe Dirt]

Better check the glove box, the jack compartment, under the rear seats, etc..., who knows what else Joe stashed in there!...lol

That reminds me-

I was cleaning up the garage tonight, and darnit if I could only find 7 of these...

I hope one didn't stick to my shoe and find it's way into Wedgie... No telling where it might have ended up!

Man- If it fell someplace inconvenient, there could be a Bosch plug in one of the family vehicles for a long, long time! :

 

[Joe Dirt]

What Eric was also eluding to- was the introduction of a completely NEW product from Dirt Kitchens... The Banana Creme ChocoDirt!

You have plain Chocodiles, but they sure as hell don't make any out of the banana creme Twinkies...




...but I do

A nice selection of plain ChocoDirt's, banana ChocoDirt's, some of both sprinkled with sliced Almonds made their way over to Kansas.


But if anyone thinks I sent them all, they're f'n crazy.

 

[cybergasm]

lol that was awesome

 

[Joe Dirt]

First things first, this is what we call dirt in Kansas, I'm sorely disappointed Joe.

I know, he said outside trailer, and I saw road grime, so I didn't wash 'er. <sigh>



I was just thinking how dirty it looks bad next to the Mounty:

Then I had another thought-


...where I'm from, we call this a can of Deep Wedgewood Blue paint.

Nice grill(e)!

:

 

[techieman33]

haha yeah the grille need some fresh paint, just waiting for it to warm up a little more.

 

[lynchy wa]

Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our lives....to be continued.
Will Wedgie get that much needed wash?
How long until it warms up enough to paint the mounty's grille?
Is the banana creme chocodile the flagship of the CWD empire?
and
Where the hell is that missing bosch sparkplug?
Stay tuned....

 

[Joe Dirt]

Ok- I seriously LOL'd at that, Lynchy...