Joe Dirt's Wedgie

[Joe Dirt]

It will need to be transformed into a memorial thread.

I think I need a "What the hell is Dirt talking about tonight" thread.

 

[NHarris]

So now wedgie is pre-sold. I sure miss out on a lot whenever I am gone for a day.

 

[Joe Dirt]

You need to be fast around here...

 

[BrianDye]

Ha, theres actually 2 IDENTICAL Pearl Limiteds in the area, I see them occasionally and just have the urge to wave, but they'd think I was a weirdo for sure.

My bumper will suffer through the winter, its too damn cold to work on it, and I refuse to be seen without it!

I had to take a break from our upcoming HID 101 thread, my fingers damn hurt! I might not even end up being done until tomorrow. Ive been working on it for a good 20 minutes but im only a fraction done with whats going in it.

This really makes me appreciate real how-to's (For repairing your ride) with all the pictures and step by step details.


*Phew*

Im really hoping you get into another Explorer. Id love to setup a Michigan meet, but it wouldnt be right is Joe Dirt pulled up in a Jeep. I do like some of them, but it just doesnt belong on here :

 

[techieman33]

I think Joe missed his calling, he should be a car salesman, he seems to find homes for his explorers really fast.

 

[lynchy wa]

Joe's adopt an explorer program. Fully endorsed by the A.S.P.C.E.

 

[Joe Dirt]

I think Joe missed his calling, he should be a car salesman, he seems to find homes for his explorers really fast.

It's actually not that hard, especially when prospective buyers will just write me based on a sig line... lol!

 

[techieman33]

It's actually not that hard, especially when prospective buyers will just write me based on a sig line... lol!

haha, that does help

 

[lynchy wa]

And the fact that you're almost ocd on the cleaning/maintaining of your vehicle. Anyone who buys from you is going to get a cherry ripe rig. Me Dad's got a 2000 mitsu magna that he bought brand new. It's only got 50,000 klicks on it (31k miles give or take). He's the same, the cars immaculate and people are falling over themselves to buy a car me old man has owned.

 

[NHarris]

Since I'm not too quick around here Any update on wedgie's replacement?

 

[Joe Dirt]

Nope. It's time to eat.

 

[techieman33]

Since I'm not too quick around here Any update on wedgie's replacement?

I already told you guys it was a henessey viper, why doesn't anyone believe me?

 

[Joe Dirt]

I was at the Dodge dealership quite a bit lately...

 

[GRNMACHINE]

Im guessing used Caravan owned by single mother with 7 kids. Nothing screams dirt more than that, imagine the cleaning involved. Spoiled milk, old fries, sticky suckers, gum, and the list goes on and on. Joe's dream of scrubbing, cleaning, magical erasers, wax, carpet shampoo, all come true.

 

[Joe Dirt]

HoLy ChIt, YoU WIN!!!

CLICK ME!!!!!!!!

 

[BigRondo]

That was pretty bad. I have no doubt that Joe could have that thing gleaming in no time!!

 

[BrianDye]

Good Lord!

 

[vroomzoomboom]

Im guessing used Caravan owned by single mother with 7 kids.

naw, i can see joe scoot'n round in a neon!

 

[Joe Dirt]

I can't fit in a neon... Honestly... I have some pride!

 

[NHarris]

I can't fit in a neon... Honestly... I have some pride!

You're not alone I didn't think I was going to be able get out of that neon I sat in.