Joe Dirt's Wedgie

Yeah, it sounded funny worded that way. Yes, I let my 6 year old name the car. When I mentioned that it was Wedgewood Blue, the name was blurted out in 5 seconds.

She's Deep Wedgewood Blue with a Dark Graphite leather interior.
105,000 miles, a V8 AWD of course, and sporting leather chaps inside.

So, the work starts- I need to swap over my audio stuff, visors, auto dimming mirror, rims and tires, trailer hitch, front lights, put in a new leather wheel and clean the hell out of the truck. I can't help but do that...

 

[Paraphoe]

I really hope it is what I think it is.

 

[techieman33]

Joe told me it was a hennessey viper

edit: wow I wasted my 7000th post on this

 

[lynchy wa]

I feel like the kid in maths class that's the only one left to work out the answer after everyone else has. Oh now I get it!, good choice Joe

 

[Joe Dirt]

That would be sweet, but it doesn't have a roof rack!

 

[BigRondo]

I'm thinking Joe is going to get another 2nd Gen. Seems like that is the pattern that has developed over the last year since I joined.

 

[lynchy wa]

Roof racks, chu don' need no steenkin' roof racks

 

[BrianDye]

Lynchy....thats way to big for Joe, he was complaining about a stock 3rd gen being overall too big sitting STOCK! I couldnt imagine him driving that, but hell id love it!

 

[lynchy wa]

Back to the drawing board then. Hmmm might have to start a poll: What will Joe's new ride be?
(a) Edge
(b) Taurus sho
(c) VW beetle
(d) Hennessy Viper

 

[sodjer6]

Ok- it's not this one...

I'm thinking that Kia(or what appears to be a Kia anyways...) behind the Ex's :

 

[BrianDye]

Thats a Fiesta

I bet thats what hes getting

 

[lynchy wa]

Spyder? Then just do all the mods that were done to the office chair- lift, mudders, maybe a roof.

 

[NHarris]

We need to start a new thread in the polls section What will be Joe Dirt's new ride

 

[Joe Dirt]

I could never fit into a Fiesta... Although, the larger the driver the smaller the car over here in the good 'ol US of A!

 

[my pos mounty]

My vote is:

OR

 

[Joe Dirt]

Needs to fit in the garage...

However, I am currently apparently too interested in Ford Freak's body currently to think about anything else, so I may have to put plans on hold. Feel free to comment...

View the hilarity

 

[my pos mounty]

Build a bigger garage, and maybe you could build a room over it and invite your new friend to come live with you and the misses. Then you could admire his body whenever you get the urge

 

[BigRondo]

Needs to fit in the garage...

However, I am currently apparently too interested in Ford Freak's body currently to think about anything else, so I may have to put plans on hold. Feel free to comment...

View the hilarity

I didn't dispute the size of your penis, Either way, keep your chest puffed out and carry on.

Junior out.

Now that's some funny s#$t right there. I'm still laughing. :

 

[Joe Dirt]

That's not a bad idea- I can pine, and have extra money for the new ride!!

 

[lynchy wa]

My vote is:

Could someone please tell me what this truck is? I have to say it's f*****' awesome and I want one! Sorry for the hijack Joe, please don't talk about the size of my penis.

 

[BrianDye]

That, my friend, is a Ford F650!
My moms friend is about to (Or trying to) get one, and I told her to hurry her ass up because im gonna borrow it for awhile