Joe Dirt's Wedgie

[lynchy wa]

May I ask why you were sitting in a neon Nate?

 

[NHarris]

May I ask why you were sitting in a neon Nate?

Well I was going to maybe buy it for gas efficiency back in summer 2010. I should have learned my lesson with the Nissan Xterra... If I couldn't fit in that a neon should've been out of my search. And I'm 6' 2" 240 lbs, so you would think by now I would know not to try small cars...

 

[lynchy wa]

Agree whole heartedly being 6' 2" and 285 lb myself.

 

[Joe Dirt]

Well I was going to maybe buy it for gas efficiency back in summer 2010.

I had a similar quandry. One of the guys I used to work with said "you could always just drop 50 pounds, that would help too, ******..."

I can't argue with that logic.

 

[lynchy wa]

Used to work with? Did you fire him for that remark Joe?

 

[BrianDye]

My buddy had one (Naturally all riced out) and the thing was SO damn small! I hated it and trying to get my ass in the backseats when he had other people with him was just awful

 

[vroomzoomboom]

I had a similar quandry. One of the guys I used to work with said "you could always just drop 50 pounds, that would help too, ******..."

I can't argue with that logic.

you can always use.........bacon grease to get in!

 

[NHarris]

I had a similar quandry. One of the guys I used to work with said "you could always just drop 50 pounds, that would help too, ******..."

I can't argue with that logic.

I had a car salesman, this summer, who I thought would have said that to me. Should've heard him trying to sell a nissan xterra to me...

Quite entertaining and hilarious. :

 

[Joe Dirt]

Nick, that car wasn't going to sell itself...


...nor was it still going to be there the next day

 

[NHarris]

Nick, that car wasn't going to sell itself...


...nor was it still going to be there the next day

True

A quote from the dealer. The guy must have been in his 20's and targeted his audience appropriately

This Xterra has some big kahonas on it. Those explorers ain't got **** for kahonas! You press the accelerator on this Son of *****, no matter where you are stuck, and that supercharger will kick in and tear ass out of there.

Sorry for all the language if that's offensive, but thats what he said. This guy was the best car dealer. Nothing like the old italian mafia member I had for a salesman at ford.
Why he mentioned the explorer was because I was looking at a sport trac and mentioned it to him.
I wouldn't doubt that Xterra's power, I peeled rubber from one stop light to the next with it

Ironically, its now my neighbors car... :shifty_ey Although I haven't seen it there for a while.

 

[techieman33]

it's confirmed Joe's next car will be a station wagon

 

[lynchy wa]

I'm proud of my station wagon!!!!

 

[Joe Dirt]

 

[2TimingTom]

The supercharged Xterras were pretty cool. The N/A versions were dogs though.

 

[Joe Dirt]

This is pretty cool...

 

[lynchy wa]

Now that's what I'd call a smart car.

 

[Glen4X4]

So it is real.....I seen pics of it before but assumed it was a photo chop. Someone made one worth driving....

 

[NHarris]

The supercharged Xterras were pretty cool. The N/A versions were dogs though.

After driving both versions, the supercharged is the only way to go. The 3.3L V6 N/A version had no power wat so ever. Not to mention all the cool packages that came stock. On the other hand the new 2005+ Xterras have all the power you need, and out of a 4.0L Now why couldnt Ford make the 4.0L more powerful?

 

[lynchy wa]

Is this Joe's new ride?

 

[safn1949]

Is this Joe's new ride?

Eeeeek,say it ain't so.