On my Wife's 2013 Limited the tail gate tried to open until it hit the garage door during the night. On the chance I managed to hit the remote twice with all the keys in my pocket, I set the remote on my desk. we'll see if it does it again. Her remote is left on the kitchen counter with all her keys. I have set off the alarm on my truck like this. Maybe us Men need to start carrying a purse
Navman, I hate to say it, but I do carry my "Murse", "Manbag", "Man Purse" - there's is no good way of saying it, so after over a year with it, I've finally just gone the simple route and call it "my bag". I still cringe when it's referred to as my "purse" but - what are ya gonna do?
Years ago when Fanny Pacs were "in" (were they ever REALLY "in"?), that was the greatest thing - I had my wallet (I like the checkbook sized wallet, only because I'm old enough to have started out back when you paid cash or check for everything - Circle K didn't take credit cards in those days, what the Hell was a "Debit Card?" - nor did grocery stores or hardly any other place except the mall [yes I remember open-air malls - which they're now going back to *eyeroll*]) anyway - my wallet, 2 packs of smokes (always a back-up), keys, lighter, and my sunglasses, and bag-o-weed. This was also way before "cargo pants" - in fact, skin-tight jeans were the thing so you didn't want all that crap in your pockets anyway, even IF you could get them in!
Advance back to present day Earth. I'm coming up on 56 and I REALLY wish that Fanny Pacs were in again! So I finally broke down and got a small manly-looking leather bag, just large enough for my 8" Tablet, Checkbook-sized wallet (yup, just can't break it! But today, it's Debit Card, license, then all the rest are those damn store cards, grrrr!), nowadays I have my PRESCRIPTION bi-focal sunglasses to swap out with the ones on my face. Those 3 things fit perfectly in the main part. It's got some zippered things that are good for things like my Med List, Doctors/phone #s/Med Alert, Last Will & Testament - you get the idea. There's one other zipper thing rather useless except for rags to clean my $600/each Rx glasses, and, what I've been leading up to this whole time, it finally has the outer-most pocket flap that's just perfect for my container of emergency meds and my asthma inhaler (I had to trade in the bag-o-weed for the other stuff) and, finally, my keys/FOB. (God, I make myself sound minutes away from death!)
My point in telling you all this? It's to prove that I'm confident in my manliness to be seen carrying a purse, er...um - bag! No, that's not it. My point is, even a purse isn't the solution to random and accidental button pressing! My FOB is in the outer-most compartment - and regardless of which way it's facing, all it takes is for me to lean against the counter to set off the damned alarm or grab my bag, my thumb just happening to land perfectly on the damned alarm! And I, too, have somehow pushed just the right button-sequences that I'll just happen to hear the car start in the driveway or, like you, open the hatch! There are times I put the FOB in my pocket when I don't need the rest of my garb and do all that through my pants pocket as well. Honestly, I think they'll just have to start with a voice-activated FOB or have some type of cover, over the alarm button at a minimum! Honestly, my next upgrade to my Explorer is to install the required items to use my cell phone to do everything. My phone is the only thing NOT in my "bag", I use it far too often to have it anywhere else but on a belt-clip (it's honestly not much smaller than my Samsung 8" tablet, plus it's inside quite the "armored" case, cracked screens aren't cheap to fix.)