Jakee's 4.0 SOHC Build up discussion and motivation thread

[FROADER]

Oh, the joy that this thread brings me over and over again...

 

[Jakee]

Froader - What do you mean by these comments you make? Would you like to just delete the thread and call it quits? I'm not sure how to take you? Are you being a smartass are just joking around?

 

[Turdle]

Never mind him--proceed.

 

[Dan Whitaker]

Must be Collin's & I time of the month eh Jon

 

[Jakee]

 

[FROADER]

Jakee, I'm just being a smart ass. This thread has been all over the place since it started, and you know that.
I've unsubcribed from this thread a few times, but the sweetness of it just keeps sucking me back in.

Now the thread is at arguing about shipping costs for a console. That is just funny to me.

I don't want to delete it, because I'm waiting for the argument about bottled vs. tap water.

Oh, and be sure to let al know when you get the dyno results in.

 

[Jakee]

I understand and agree.

Someone will always disagree. It's not really a bad thing but it does get old at times.

Anyways, about the bottled water. It's WAY better than tap water!!

 

[rocket 5979]

Anyways, about the bottled water. It's WAY better than tap water!!

(Edit: Person who likes other boys)! Bottled water is for (Edit: men who cannot tie a fish hook onto their line). Its tap water all the way for my cheap (Edit: Persons piece of anatomy that fecal matter exits from)! After all, how do you think I am able to buy all those mods for my truck???

 

[Jakee]

Robert - Yeah, maybe you can buy more for your truck, but you'll die sooner and won't be able to take the truck to the track! You’re drinking ancient pee!

 

[Jakee]

by the way. I'm a little depressed right now.


My truck is WAY better than it use to be (Before I started modding) but, I just drove my bosses Trans Am. Man, I'm no where close to that thing! Does anyone know right off hand how fast a 2005 Trans Am is with just an after market exhaust?

 

[explorerBryan88]

by the way. I'm a little depressed right now.


My truck is WAY better than it use to be (Before I started modding) but, I just drove my bosses Trans Am. Man, I'm no where close to that thing! Does anyone know right off hand how fast a 2005 Trans Am is with just an after market exhaust?

I had an Explorer when I signed up for this site, but later sold it and got a 275hp 2003 Oldsmobile Bravada... This is the first time I've visited since, and this thread caught my eye...


Anyways dude.... I have some news for you...

[1] General Motors stopped making F-bodies back in 2002... There is no such thing as a 2005 Trans Am... Sorry...

[2] Automatic LS1 Trans Am's (98-02) run like 13.7-13.8@101-103mph stock (quickest I've seen stock was a 13.71@103.2mph at our track)....

[3] Of course your Explorer won't feel like a damn Trans Am... cause its an EXPLORER with like 200whp at the most and that's a TRANS AM with like 300whp (they had an underrated 305bhp rating from the factory) and is almost a thousand pounds lighter!!...

 

[Jakee]

My mistake on the year model.

I realize what I'm driving but that's doesn't make me feel any better at this point.

 

[rocket 5979]

Robert - Yeah, maybe you can buy more for your truck, but you'll die sooner and won't be able to take the truck to the track! You’re drinking ancient pee!

Ancient pee is the yum... The difference is that I get my ancient pee for free where you pay allot for yours... So who is really the smarter one here??? Hehe. Besides, the quicker I die the quicker I am free to roam the heavens for some hotties up there.


On a side note I wonder if the NHRA has any rules about ghosts going through tech inspection in the pits???

 

[rocket 5979]

My mistake on the year model.

I realize what I'm driving but that's doesn't make me feel any better at this point.

Nothing that a few more larger mods cannot take care of.

 

[Jakee]

Just so people don't get the wrong impression of me, I understand completely that us explorer dudes have a harder time competing because of the weight and "Brick" factor. I realized when I first started modding that I would not be as fast a car that was engineered to go fast. I just thought I may be in left feild right now (NA WITH A LOT OF BOLT-ONS) but found out that I'm out of the ball park. I feel that it wouldn't be close at all if we lined them up.

But, the positive side of things is I'm way faster than I use to be.

Yes - A turbo charger is a necessity (For my X) to hang with some of these "Off the floor" fast cars.

I know that Robert or James could smoke the TA and they both got explorers. I just want to fast someday.


As for the water debate, You may be smarter than me, but I bet my D**** is bigger than yours!! heheh

 

[rocket 5979]

I know that Robert or James could smoke the TA and they both got explorers.

I would smoke that TA even if he had a 150 shot of nitrous...

As for the water debate, You may be smarter than me, but I bet my D**** is bigger than yours!! heheh

How do you know that? I told your wife not to talk to you about me! Hehehehehehehehehe...



I totally won that one...

 

[Turdle]

I would smoke that TA even if he had a 150 shot of nitrous...












How do you know that? I told your wife not to talk to you about me! Hehehehehehehehehe...



I totally won that one...

Maybe your wife was talking with him?

 

[rocket 5979]

Maybe your wife was talking with him?

Well, she does tend to brag...

 

[Jakee]

My wife knows who big daddy is and that's me.

 

[rocket 5979]

My wife knows who big daddy is and that's me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah you probably just buy the 40 oz bottles of Evian to compensate...








BTW, I just love how this thread stays soo on topic... Jon, you are fired from being a moderator and moderating us unruly types (yourself included). I vote you ban Jakee for being a bottled water drinking pansy-(edit: a persons rear end). : Real men like our Giardia and other water parasites alive and kicking!