Hmm.. This is all I could think on short notice..
This old Diff Whack Daddy (A.K.A.: Knick, knack, paddy whack)
1
This old man, he played one,
He played knick knack in the wash,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
2
This old man, he played two,
He played knick knack with the wheel,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
3
This old man, he played three,
He played knick knack with the gas pedal,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling over.
4
This old man, he played four,
He played knick knack at my door,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
5
This old man, he played five,
He played knick knack and out he came,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
6
This old man, he played six,
He played knick knack and on went the tow strap,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
7
This old man, he played seven,
He played knick knack and over it came,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
8
This old man, he played eight,
He played knick knack and over to pheonix he goes,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
9
This old man, he played nine,
He played knick knack and off comes the door,
With a
Diff, Whack, paddy whack,
Give the daddy an explorer;
This old daddy came rolling home.
hmm..